I should perhaps explain that the roaring was due to me being press-ganged into taking Olivia to her weekly Sing and Sign class. If CCTV footage of what transpired in that room was ever made public my hopes of ever making it as a credible rock star - already slim, and fading fast i'll grant you - would be utterly obliterated. That said I felt that by drawing on the simian moves pioneered by Ian Brown and Liam Gallagher I was able to present a monkey impersonation to the class that was firmly in the lineage of Mancunian rock Gods.