'Stand up for the champions!' goes the cry, and Olivia has no choice but to oblige. Many thanks to the players and management (but not the owners) of Manchester United Football Club who have given Olivia the gift of the Premiership trophy in her first year of life. Some of us had to wait until we were 21 before it happened in our lifetime - I'm talking about winning the league there Howard by the way - so Olivia has no idea how lucky she is. But she will one day, I'll make sure of that.