This is Olivia seconds before she was viciously mauled/sniffed a bit by a ferocious bull mastiff/harmless Yorkshire Terrier at Moses Gate Country Park - yes people, Moses Gate has its own country park - last weekend. Olivia came through this ordeal - the dog attack/sniff, not visiting Moses Gate - unscathed to the point of not actually seeming to notice it. Roaming canines aside, this was a far more pleasurable excursion than our visit to Moss Bank park, with a far lower chav count and not a single mother screaming obscenities in sight. ( Single mother in the sense of not one, not in the sense of raising their child alone and all the connotations of fecklessness that entails. We don't bash them. This isn't the Daily Mail).