A big week in store for Olivia. On Tuesday she faces the ordeal of her jabs, an event that she will hopefully take in her stride, but will cause no end of anxiety and trepidation for me and Cath. On Wednesday she will watch her Daddy go out for his staff Christmas do, an evening that is likely to conclude with him vomitting into her moses basket as he leans in to kiss her goodnight. This will no doubt lead on to the first sight of Mummy and Daddy rowing, all previous tiffs since she was born, being seen as mere under-card bouts next to this one. Thursday will see Daddy nursing a hangover and Mummy an angry stare. By Friday, Daddy should be fully functioning and will have agreed to buy Mummy that ridiculously priced handbag she's been lusting after in an effort to draw a line under the whole vomitting into the moses basket affair. Saturday will mean the first in a sequence of three straight victories over Aston Villa, but that isn't likely to effect Olivia all that much. Sunday means Christmas Eve, but more about that another time...