Miss Olivia Bland!

Sunday, December 17, 2006


Does the grin above signify Olivia's joy and delight and recognition of her parents hovering watchfully above her, or is it camoflauge for a bit of sly wind-breaking? What do you think? To the naked eye Olivia may appear a very model of femininity, but to the naked nose, she is anything but, with gale-force gusts of guff breaking from her person with alarming frequency. Passers by who peek into her pram often remark on just how much of a little girl she looks - though I think the all pink attire might send a none too subtle signal to the brain here - but the whiffs projecting from her backside are enough to have you disputing the evidence of your eyes. Surely no demure, dainity young lady could be responsible for a pong like that! Olivia meanwhile smiles serenely on, oblivious to the clouds trailing in her wake.

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