Yo B-Girl - (Slight Return)

It's been a traumatic few weeks for Olivia - and by extension her Mum and Dad - who has had to contend with one ailment after another. If it wasn't the eczema it was the puking/other end combo conspiring to keep her from nursery and seeking the comfort only a Balamory binge can deliver. The doctor diagnosed a virus, while we wondered if it was the seemingly endless torment of teething. However, when all her symptons receded after last Wednesday, it became obvious that Olivia had simply been suffering with pre-Champions League final tension, and a combination of John Terry's footing and Edwin Van der Saar's keeping, cured her and brought relief all round. Football eh, bloody hell, as someone once remarked in similar circumstances.