And we're back! The stacks of coursework have vanished, the students have embarked on the four-week long misnomer that is Study Leave, and the Premiership is virtually in the bag, meaning that our minds are free to update you on the latest happenings in Olivia-Land.

Previously on Olivia's Blog: We were desperately trying to coax Olivia into saying the one word that obstinately refused to leave her mouth; Olivia. In the month since I last wrote, we stumbled on the cunning ruse of substituting the word Olivia for one of the words in one of her favourite songs, that being the ode to the White Pele himself Wayne Rooney.

This worked a treat and now Olivia sings along to 'And she goes by the name of Olivia Bland'. This could have the long term consequence of giving her some confusion over her own identity; I envision her believing she actually is the pugnacious genius playing just off the striker. That's a worry for the future though, Olivia can finally say her own name, only she thinks she's playing Number 10 for United.