Greetings from the summit of the Premier League! Architects of AC Milan's downfall they may well be, but, when the trophies are doled out, scruffy victories at Pride Park are what count Arsene! With that said, it's time for a bit of catch-up with Olivia's latest doings.

The picture above dates back to Mother's Day, which was celebrated in the temple of rock n' roll bric-a-brac that is the Hard Rock Cafe. 'Oh, look an old tub of Bryan Adams' skin cream!' we cried as we tucked into our burgers, and Olivia her pasta. What the orange thing squatting on her plate is, I can't actually remember, but I think I'm right in saying that Olivia politely refrained from eating it.