On a lighter note, here she is on the bed - rather than in it - posing and perusing the Guardian as Mummy does her best to make her barnet less of a Clint Boon style bowl. Olivia seems to have got the impression that the Guardian's sole purpose is to report on Wayne Rooney, and enquires each and every morning when the paper drops through the door, 'is Wayne Rooney in it?' He was this morning, and next Monday when it reports on the hat-trick he's going to get at the Reebok, he will be again.