Apologies to all those disappointed by the lack of fresh activity around these parts of late; blame Euro 2008 which has had me glued to the sofa for the last three weeks - surely the template for all future football tournaments, tons of goals, great attacking, lousy defending, and England safely at home so they can't mar the fun (team and supporters). Here's some quick bursts to satsify your craving for all things Olivia Bland - with a side order of Hannah Simms to boot.

Couldn't resist the above shot in which Olivia perfects a punk-rock sneer so magnificent even Sir William of Idol himself couldn't possibly better it.