It goes without saying that there is nothing more tragic than parents who foist their own obsessions on their offspring, giving them no opportunity to forge their own identity, particularly when it's blokes, clearly bothered about the fact they didn't have sons, dressing their daughters in football gear. And with that said, here's Olivia in what's already becoming her favourite garment, her United vest.

Actually, I think i've done pretty well to wait five months before posting a picture of Olivia in United gear, and at least we've not been out and bought a full kit. Also, this vest was purchased on a stall outside the ground, meaning that Glazer didn't pocket a penny from it.