With Olivia having reached the ripe old age of 17 weeks, the spectre of weaning looms before us, and in anticipation we have invested in a high chair so that she can join us at the table for tea - that's dinner for anyone South of Trafford. Soon she will be joining in the two most popular conversational topics a) 'What we having for tea tomorrow?' and b) 'What are we having for tea tonight?' The contraption above looks like you could be safely launched into space while strapped in and still you wouldn't spill a drop of your organic medley of pureed fruit.

Expect to see it's gradual deterioration over the coming months as it becomes caked in layer upon layer of foodstuffs, starting with a base coat of organic fruit, before evntually being topped off with frozen turkey bits from Iceland.