The Graduate

Guess we got our swagga' back! Yep, we're stepping out of semi-retirement and back into the blogosphere. As you can see from the image above, it's been so long since we last posted that Olivia has completed her entire schooling and recently emerged from the University of Middleton with a first in looting. We were very proud. In reality, this was our radical solution to the hiking of tuition fees - pull her out of nursery and get her through Uni pronto. In actual reality - the dull, actually actual one - this is Olivia graduating from nursery a few weeks ago.

Sadly they don't classify the degrees you graduate with, but I'm fairly sure that this is equivalent to a pass in Maths from Leeds. Having emerged from nursery, it does of course mean that she will soon be continuing her education at Big School. Naturally we cased many of the country's elite fee-paying establishments, and then thought, 'nah, let's stick her in the nearest primary,' and this is what we did.

Expect pics of her in her uniform. Expect them in about 5 years.