Talking of firsts. Imagine my surprise when Olivia arrived home from nursery recentlty to announce that they were going on a trip to see The Farm. I barely realised they were still going. And having seen they myself during what would probably have to be called the height of their powers, I didn't hold out much for hope for how well 'Groovy Train' and 'The Other Hit' had weathered over the preceding decade.

I jest of course. You all know that 'All Together Now' was The Other Hit. You also know that she was going to see a farm the sort of definite/indefinite article based hilarity that makes me such a tremendous hit on the children's party circuit. So to a farm they went. And a groovy time they had of it too.