A few things to note in this picture: 1) How green is that grass? Truly that 15 quid that we toss to Green Thumb every couple of months isn't going to waste. I mean 10 minutes to sprinkle 50p's worth of chemicals? Bargain! 2) How wide is that grin? 3) What on earth is that silver orb perched in the wicker chair. Without word of a lie this thing just appeared in the garden one breakfast time a couple of weeks ago. One minute the garden was a silver-orb free zone, the next minute it wasn't. Have astronomers noticed that one of the tinier planets in the solar system has gone awol? Or have any of our neighbours wondered where their exercise ball has disappeared to? As Toyah would say, it's a mythery.