Laughing in the face of accusations of craven oversentimentality, may I offer you the Official First Father's Day Portrait? Seasoned Bland watchers will no doubt be pleased to note that the familiar look of self-congratulation that is commonly smeared across my face whenever the cameras are out is present and correct, but in the circumstances I think I can be forgiven on this occasion.

We had toyed with the idea of wearing matching cardigans, but Olivia pulled her face at the grey and Daddy thought that there's being comfortable with ones sexuality and there's wearing a pink cardigan.