And I should explain why Olivia is holding aloft a copy of Annie like it's some kind of trophy on the preceding pic. Cath is producing Annie at school, and thought it would be a good idea to sit Olivia in front of the DVD as she watched it to pilfer ideas for the production. Olivia took to it like Whitney Houston to a crack-pipe. Now not a day goes by when she isn't cowering behind a cushion at the first appearance of Miss Hannigan or telling me it's naughty to pour water down steps.

No one is safe. At odd moments, random bits of dialogue from the film will leave your mouth. Everything's urgent to a Democrat. Like that. To amuse yourself you find yourself wondering who would be the most inappropriate person to cover the songs. Little Girls by Gary Glitter anyone?