It's time for the Olivia's Blog Olympics! First event: The 'Who Died?' Shortest Trousers Event. Dad and daughter pictured ascending to the podium for this one. Valiant effort for that pair of three-quarter lengthed beauties, but the judges still decided to award gold to Olivia. 'Laughably and lamentably short,' was the assessment of one of the park-based pundits for this event. Don't know if he was referring to my height or my keks.