Splish! Splash! Splosh!

This isn't, of course, the place to gloat about Wayne Rooney's utterly clinical, utterly brilliant hat-trick just up the road at the Reebok (this is the place for that), but I couldn't help but notice a mood of serenity settle over Olivia as she enjoyed the replay of the entire game on Sky last night. Add in the fact that she and Wozza are forever inextricably linked by their shared date of birth and that United have an immaculate record of performances during her lifetime (pedants might point to the fact that this adds up to two whole games, one of which was against Crewe, and the other Bolton,but the pedants can do one) and I think I have an absolute duty to mention the game, the fact that doing so will wind up our loyal Bolton readership being only a minor bonus.

Anyway, the previous evening saw Olivia take her inaugral dunking in the bath, an ordeal that she endured in great spirit, and this historic event is documented for your viewing pleasure above.